Goal? Not anymore. Blissey - ThatBlissplayer

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Tired of solo queue throwing you into matches with braindead teammates, a hyper-intelligent opposing team and no exp whatsoever? This bliss build crafted with theorywork and personal solo queue ranked tears is not only *fun to play but also will single handedly carry the entire match by scoring goals constantly regardless if your entire team decides to afk or not.
*If you count brute-forcing goals and being faster than a speedster as fun.
**General emblem builds also included. Forgot to mention that.

Anyway, once you get into your unite match immediately get pound, as you will be able to deal decent damage to wild pokemon and simutaniously prevent exp stealers from stealing the exp you need to get to lvl 8 as soon as possible. Go to the jungle if someone isn't already at jungle to get additional exp to help with leveling.
Once you get to lvl 4, select soft-boiled so that you can heal yourself if you're about to get 2 shot and also make attackers and defenders cry trying to "punish" you. At level 6, select Helping Hand as it'll give you the speed you need to remove enemy goals while the enemy team is distracted by your teammates.
Your unite is not needed if there is nobody in your lane but you can use it to get an additional bout of speed to get to the goal if somebody is there.
Shell bell is needed so that you can tank more shots without your allies taking hits for you, and Score shield is needed so that you can score max goals combined with goal-getter for faster scoring. Float stone isn't needed but helps for getting goals faster.
Goal-getter isn't needed, but also helps for sniping goals to punish the other team for not paying attention.

Float stone can be replaced with Wise Glasses if you want to be able to get yourself out of a pinch when cornered by bliss counters, and Goal-Getter can be replaced with speed X If you want more maneuverability.

For general emblem builds, movement speed emblem combo to stack additional speed onto float rock. Cooldown doesn't work as well anymore and the only decent cooldown set is full Mewtwo.

A small update: So not only was this REALLY fun to play, it also is completely broken in the fact that you can just wait for the opponent team to overextend a little bit and boom, you can now score. Not only that, but you are a living nightmare to target because you can lure opponents into overextending and then goal, and when you get into sticky situations you can just leave by using speed X and helping hand. Additionally, with helping hand you can make any decent decidueye (probably wrong spelling 2) a literal machine gun.


Update 2: Updated a bit of terminology. New map allows you to snipe the enemies jungle and get even more exp for self carrying, and the Blissey nerf for soft boiled is so small you dont notice it most of the time. Blissey is still absolutely busted in the right hands. SNIPE REGILEKI AT ALL COSTS. its the most op objective in the meta as it is the only objective now that instant goals.